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Josie. FSU 2016. Beta Alpha chapter of ΣAI.
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ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

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— 2 hours ago with 17754 notes

typette:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

the subtle music in the background is what makes this

oh my god the narration so matter of fact

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— 3 hours ago with 45488 notes

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

this white girl came up to me once. and, I seriously don’t know why she thought this was an appropriate way to flirt, but she goes, “I like your color.” with this look and smiles like I’m supposed to respond positively to that. …excuse me?

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— 3 hours ago with 36 notes

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

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— 3 hours ago with 35897 notes

optineo:

Do you ever just really want to kiss someone and all you can think about is kissing them and their lips and their tongue and the little noises they make and kissing their neck and collarbones and biting their lips and god you just CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING

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— 3 hours ago with 264050 notes

Parks and Recreation → 2.13 vs. 6.20

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— 3 hours ago with 653 notes
craving-flesh:

Touching his skin is such an angelic luxury…
-She

craving-flesh:

Touching his skin is such an angelic luxury…

-She

(Source: everything-fuckable, via hungry-horny-feminist)

— 3 hours ago with 47365 notes
thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

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— 3 hours ago with 15468 notes

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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— 3 hours ago with 70864 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

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— 3 hours ago with 188239 notes